Comic 1: OJ WUGOM
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This comic is VERY out-of-character and made just to fill a page.

Transcript
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Orange hits the alarm clock.
He sits up and looks down.
AAAAAAHHH!!!
Panda: So you just... woke up like this?
Orange: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID, DUMBASS!
Panda: ...and the skirt?
Orange: MY PANTS WERE ALL REPLACED!
Panda: ...
Panda stares at Orange's chest.
Panda: Big-
Orange: FUCK YOU!!
BRAINDEAD PERVERT!!
Orange throws a punch towards Panda.
Panda: You know...
Panda dodges Orange's punch and grabs his arm.
Panda brings his face closer to Orange.
Panda: You've always been cute...
Orange: HUH?!







